Dear Constellation Energy:
With the deregulation of power suppliers in my state, many energy companies, including yours, have been sending me offers soliciting my business.
Small problem. You see, you never sent an offer to ME. Instead, the one and only offer from you arrived at my house addressed to my father. My father who has been deceased for over a decade. My father who never was in any way a bill payer at this address – a single family home which I own and which is in MY name.
So why was this offer addressed to him? Because the prefix was “Mr.???”
I realize this is just some computer program / mailing list screwup and not a personal decision on your part, but FYI, that sort of thing pisses me off. I trashcanned your offer. I may go with one of your competitors. One who knows who pays the freakin’ bills.
Have a nice day.