Top Story: Santa Missing – Foul Play Suspected!
Sunday, December 24, 2006
With the Christmas just around the corner and millions of people anticipating their presents, the holiday season has taken a strange and potentially disasterous turn with the reported disappearance of Santa Claus!
Anonymous sources tell us that a ransom note, along with photos of the alleged perpetrators posing with an unconscious Mr. Claus, arrived at the corporate headquarters of an undisclosed, dog treat manufacturer earlier today.
In the photos, Mr. Claus appears gaunt and disheveled, but otherwise unharmed …
Stay tuned for more on this late-breaking story as it develops!