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		<title>Constellation Energy &#8211; Way to NOT get my Business!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 13:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mary-Anne]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Constellation Energy: With the deregulation of power suppliers in my state, many energy companies, including yours, have been sending me offers soliciting my business. Small problem. You see, you never sent an offer to ME. Instead, the one and only offer from you arrived at my house addressed to my father. My father who [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to the Hotel Squirrel-a-fornia!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 22:53:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mary-Anne]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Living as I do on a lot with a bunch of trees on it (in a town where many of them have been chopped down to build McMansions) I guess it was inevitable&#8230; for the past couple of years I&#8217;ve been having problems with squirrels. Southern flying squirrels (Glaucomys volans) to be exact. The good [&#8230;]]]></description>
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