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		<title>Welcome to the Hotel Squirrel-a-fornia!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Living as I do on a lot with a bunch of trees on it (in a town where many of them have been chopped down to build McMansions) I guess it was inevitable&#8230; for the past couple of years I&#8217;ve been having problems with squirrels.  Southern flying squirrels (Glaucomys volans) to be exact.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking News: Santa, kidnapped?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top Story:  Santa Missing &#8211; Foul Play Suspected!
Sunday, December 24, 2006
With the Christmas just around the corner and millions of people anticipating their presents, the holiday season has taken a strange and potentially disasterous turn with the reported disappearance of Santa Claus!
Anonymous sources tell us that a ransom note, along with photos of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to REALLY get on a &#8220;Do Not Call&#8221; List</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever get a series of phone calls from 541-868-1309?
I did tonight.  The number belongs to a &#8220;marketing group&#8221; called Venture Data (shows up on caller id as Venture Data3).  If you google them, you&#8217;ll see they&#8217;re best known for the charming hobby of &#8220;push polling&#8221; (although their website swears otherwise).  Push polling [...]]]></description>
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